February 2012
38 posts
WatchThis is the first time I’ve driven on the freeway (passing more than 1 exit) with my license in an old Volvo. Real life…
Are you fucking kidding me?
http://news.yahoo.com/man-tries-evict-98-old-mom-conn-home-145054023.html
His mother is 98 years old. Only God knows when he wants to take her away. Why force her out of her house when she WANTS to stay there? Trying to sell the house when she doesn’t want him to. Fucking stay in the house with her -____- I sweeear, people these daysssssssssssssssssssssssss. This makes me freaking mad.
andrewrubi asked: Assumption; you're a pregnant hooker.
Break up or get married.
datflipkid:
That’s my thinking mentality when finding a significant other. Why would you go out with someone if you know you guys won’t last? If I go out with someone, it’s because I can see myself marrying them in the future. It’s stupid to just go out with someone just because of their looks.
What are you gonna do when they grow old and wrinkly?
http://ventdjoannahmarie.tumblr.com/
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
God knows what he does.
(Girls >) Friends > Me.
I’ve always put others before myself. I know lately, I’ve just been doing me, me, me all the time. I don’t really hang out with other people except for Marc. But I’m so thankful to have friends that understand I have other responsibilities at home.
About a week ago, I finally got to hang out with the girls that I’ve called my best friends. We’re still weird,...
via Text Message
Texting Marc about my Grandma's birthday and what desserts we're making.
Me: We're making macaroons, too!
Marc: Sounds amazing like you :)
Me: HAHAHAHAHA. You're so sweet like the pecan tarts we're about to make! HAHA :)
